Wrong again, Brother. The contract you signed had specific rules, to which you didn't pay attention to, or didn't want to. God is tired of you demons and your embezzlement. He ordered to Lucifer to reduce your paycheck to half or fire you. Now what? You'll have to come here to work and you'll get broke.

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LOL.

Brother Catman, I have a really bad new for you and your demons. God decided to fire you all for incompetence. But....but...maybe I still can do something about it. For a price of course. Even Angels need money. How much are you ready to spend to keep your demons?

So? I can get drunk all I want because God resurrects me if I go into an alcoholic coma. We don't drink beer here. Just Benedectine Brandy. I hear your demons are all drunk already. Good for us. We'll kidnap one or two and have fun with them.

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God asked me to give you this warning, Brother Catman. His personal present for the S Patrick day. God bless

You should teach your demons that sex isn't allowed here in Heaven. We're all pure here. You're demons are not and that's the reason why they're down there and not up here. How do I get Catman out of Hell? I might come to Hell myself and get him back. I'd come not to save him from you demons but to save YOU from him. Catman is actually already here. Droids, Brother, droids :) God bless.

You're kidding me? This is Heaven, not Hell. There's no such thing as "molesting" here. We just have fun with them by emasculating them so they don't think too much about sex. Good God they want to chase every female Angels they see and not only females. They're perverts and we have to keep them calm.

Rofl hahaha.

Well, like you say in Hell "An eye for an eye" You touch our Angels, we touch your minions. Even though we are actually laughing, Brother, because all you find in them is electric circuits, batteries, and stuff so have fun :) On the other hand, your minions are real, and they scream like toddlers because they want their porn magazines back, which we took away from them.

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hahahaha LOL.

Holy Jesus, Brother Catman, how many times do I have to tell you that we use drones that look like real Angels? Don't tell me you fell for that again. We have lots of your minions here too, locked in jail but we treat them well. Bad is forbidden in Heaven. We just keep them with no food, no water, and no porn magazines, even if they ask for them.

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Thanks. Open the door now