Brother, you're crossing the line now. Angels are not cheaters. "LOL" Well, sometimes. We have to cruel only to be kind. No false contract. You don't see any signature because God signs contract with a special ink, which is invisible to the Hell's dwellers. I can see what it's written, but you don't.

There's no VIP in Hell, Brother Catman. Don't go around lying to people. God isn't happy and will break the new contract and you'll be fired again, together with all your minions.

hahahaha Rofl.

The contract is only one page, Brother. There's no "last" page. God didn't even signed it yet. It has to be reviewed by our lawyers before He puts His golden seal on it. So far, we still working on it.

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Here's a copy. As you can see, we keep all the records of what you sign.

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Lmfao.

I know God did that. Guess who suggested to Him the rules and the terms of agreement in that contract? Think hard :) It was us, Angels. He always asks us what to do before He takes action. The contract might be new but the terms are the same as the old ones. God's will.

Lol.

Lol, it's not misconduct, Brother. It's what God wanted from us. You know, God doesn't take responsibilities Himself. Come on, it's God. So we do what he asks us to do ourselves. We have the best lawyers and consultants on the planet. Remember that.

Another lie. If you and your demons were doing your job right, in the proper way, you wouldn't get fired. Lucifer in particular. God found out that he was trying to molest our female Angels. That's forbidden. They are ours. So he will be fired and cast away again and as a consequence of his actions, you'll get fired too. God's rules. Not mine. And...I know the contract very well. I'm the one who faked it. God came to know that and gave me a ten days suspension but he was happy about my move.

hahahahahaha.

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And stop begging God