What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans

lynn gossip a lot and she also take part in trolling me.. she never talk to me. not a friend.

Lol and you sing along with every song on the radio? I don't buy that, how about Lou Reed. Perfect day ,walk on the wild side. His voice does need some erm...getting used to. I never had a problem with it. And indeed his poet-like lyrics are worth it, and I think he should sing , well sing-talk, his own lyrics. Or you have a station on, in the car, that has Journey and such , a classic rock station.

I didn't even notice you mentioning "as well" 12 times, lol only when you mentioned it. Yep I didn't watch a whole episode of the great Floridian bake off. You know me a bit too well, It has my full attention 1 or 2 minutes then I drift off. Pretty odd, because I can binge watch a whole season of "Parks and recreation" easily. OH right stroopwafels, you can get them in the US , Dealmans if I remember, but I prefer the fresh made warm ones in a stand on the street.

@Riffster: lol you stupid anxiety ridden dipshit. You don't even see the irony in what you're doing. If I'm all that, then why did you even bother to reply? How dare I? How...dare I? Who the fuck are you to say how dare I? I owe you exactly NOTHING you prick. You stand at a door all day scratching your ass, how are you any different? I watch the news. San Francisco is a crime ridden shit hole, and shoplifting is the #1 crime going. You're not even allowed to apprehend shoplifters in that "progressive" dystopian nightmare you call your hometown. So if that's the case...what DO you do for a living then? Hold the door open for them? lol You fucking sad sack, nothing you do matters...and you know it. The closest you've ever gotten to offering something to your fellow man is uploading videos of yourself playing your guitar like an amateur, to a dead social media site and hoping you'll get some recognition from a handful of social rejects. THAT is your ONLY claim to fame in this world, and the only one you'll ever have. So don't kid yourself, you're no winner. You're a nobody who tries to be somebody online, and that's all you're ever gonna be. Now watch Genny delete this to protect your sorry ass.

@YouDumbHick: No words can describe just how pathetic you actually are. Can you not see by now that Genny is NEVER...and I mean NEVER going to reply to you? Do you actually think what you are doing is upsetting her? Or any of us for that matter? Anyone with any self respect would have walked away a LONG time ago, but not you. A true narcissist to the hilt. You can carry on like this until the end of time, but guess what? You are wasting your time and energy. Furthermore, how dare you sit on your ass day after day, week after week, year after year and do absolutely NOTHING to be a productive member of society. You are a waste of life, literally! There are so many people out there who wish they had legs to walk, yet you squander your life away with no regrets on a daily basis. You are wasting other people's air at this point! For the last time, get a fucking life you sad sack of shit. At least Genny will have a good laugh tonight when she sees your comments. Cheers...BRO!