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michael_89
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Subscribers: 51
Channel Views: 19,814
Video Views: 32,198
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Someone asked me, "if I was stuck on a desert island, what book would I bring?" I said "How to build a boat"
I remember when I was popular, those were the days...........Actually that`s a lie, I was never popular :)
Whatever you do, always give 100% unless it`s donating blood.
'If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.' --Wil Rogers
Someone asked me, "if I was stuck on a desert island, what book would I bring?" I said "How to build a boat"
I remember when I was popular, those were the days...........Actually that`s a lie, I was never popular :)
Whatever you do, always give 100% unless it`s donating blood.
'If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.' --Wil Rogers
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woojoke
4 years ago
MICHAEL!!!! The wilderness is no place to be so stay home like me and make your own: get a gallon or two of alcohol from your liquor stash and mix it(2 to 1) with some aloe gummies from your pantry and TADA there ya go! As for TP: wash some old clothes you never wear cut um into dainty squares and use them and throw um in the trash bin! Stay HOME and SAFE like i might do too;)
mariapoppinas
4 years ago
hey, chesterman, lockdowned yet over there? this is how it's gonna go, take it from an asian who've been there first :P week 1: you eat, sleep, tv, eat ...week 2: eat, sleep, tv....week 3: sleep, tv...week 4: you be laughing then crying in front of the mirror, "you talkin' to me?"
Nathan
4 years ago
Not too good out this way as well. Be well and safe out there!
woojoke
4 years ago
Michael! Before i read ceiling i thought you were camping outside To stay co0ol;) Your thoughts on our weather were mostly correct until about five years ago or so when weather patterns here became erratic and unpredictable most all the time!?! IMO this is caused by humans stupidly polluting the earth's oceans, air, and ground!! Are we DOOMED?....probably;(
woojoke
4 years ago
Lol, that's a nutty reason to be a bird:) I'd like to be an albatross so i could soar above and shit fish bones into the over-polluted seas;) Weather here has been mostly wet and grey since October so my enjoyment has been almost nil;( Stay well Michael!
woojoke
4 years ago
MICHAEL! Goggle says scientist have determined that darkness travels at a speed of 54 meters per second! A lack of success can cause distress and duress compressed leading one to be depressed....maybe;) An active brain can eliminate boredom....maybe!?!
Nathan
4 years ago
Its just great we can still be connected. Hope you are keeping well and safe from the virus now spreading worldwide. I'll make update videos here. Hopefully something positive though in the future.
Brody
4 years ago
Hey Michael. How 's life after leaving us Europeans for good? Probably not much difference I guess. ha yes I understood what you meant with heb een goede week. but it's not proper Dutch. We don't say "have a ..." We wish you: Een goede week gewenst = have a good week Michael.
michael_89
4 years ago
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings
Nathan
4 years ago
Hey so how are you doing Michael? I am not here much but finally got the site to load to get to a few pages here. Let me know how you are.
michael_89
4 years ago
Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse...it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
michael_89
4 years ago
Always remember to spell check your suicide note, you don't want to look like an idiot.