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michael_89
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Someone asked me, "if I was stuck on a desert island, what book would I bring?" I said "How to build a boat"
I remember when I was popular, those were the days...........Actually that`s a lie, I was never popular :)
Whatever you do, always give 100% unless it`s donating blood.
'If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.' --Wil Rogers
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  • mariapoppinas
    mariapoppinas
    4 years ago
    whoa!!!! just maybe ur craptacular finding skills and sitting on ur arse putting things off is the real life hack to fight covid, why not teach online? you will be doing the world a great favor and come out of this quarantine a hero hahaha oh my! i also need some trimming and grooming bc my dog starts barking at me when i come out of my room, tsk!!!

  • mariapoppinas
    mariapoppinas
    4 years ago
    gheeezzz, i can already see us in Gordon's kitchen when this is over. it just worries me im losing some life skills along the way like telling time, i can just say now if it's coffee time or wine time. but happy hour here keeps getting earlier and earlier, i'm beginning to worry i might pour wine on my cereals, tsk! and are your green thumbs up for it? you need to show me your garden. here, i'm trying to grow snickers and cheetos, but ah!!! ask ur mom what soil she uses. ey, interested to catch this before it's taken out?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nINQjT7Zr9w&feature=share

  • mariapoppinas
    mariapoppinas
    4 years ago
    hey, michael, yeah, i'm slidin' this lockdown like a pro. i didn't realize until this past 35 days, i'm a master chef and exercise buff. and aw, you caught me just getting out of this bed or i'll be late for the couch. now i'm going back to sleep again, after you woke me up, thanks!

  • mariapoppinas
    mariapoppinas
    4 years ago
    ah yes a bouncing baby boy they named covid bryant and bc of social distancing, his twin came out 14 days later, they named quentin quarantino. and don't get crazy ideas about a rubella templar and polio templar! remember, condoms are cheaper than diapers :(

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Most likely to see plantains more than plantations here and i've never seen any of those neither;) Tara, the O'hara plantation in "Gone With the Wind" was around Jonesboro near Atlanta, Ga. Yep, i be an east Tennessee mountain man who/whom lives in a valley and washes up clean under summertime rain showers;) Stay safe,, mate!

  • waywardsmile
    waywardsmile
    4 years ago
    I can officially say that Spring Break was not all that enjoyable, but what can ya do!? We're still here, and no Corona virus, knock on wood. It is what it is, although I do wish I was one of the folks who say they're bored. LORD, what I'd give to be bored right now. I'm just trying to hold my head above water. Seems this virus/lockdown situation has done two things......some people can't work and wish they could, and others are working triple time and wish they didn't have to. A nice medium, please. Keep yourself in. Stay well. XOX

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    MICHAEL!!!!!! I'm enjoying being home to especially since i still have one as a tornado came down to the ground less than a mile and a half from my abode an thankfully for me went in a different direction from where be! Accept for a crushed mail box by downed tree limbs and leas full of smaller branches i got to remove into a pile by the street for pickup no damage here! Others weren't as lucky as major damages and nine lives lost in the area;( Yep you have excellent spelling skills and you can google Chattanooga tornadoes if you want to see where i be what almost ended me!! Stay co0ol:)

  • Nathan
    Nathan
    4 years ago
    Sometimes I am just in lame mode lol. How are you doing? I uploaded a lot of my videos here from my YouTube channel. I am also helping small YouTube channels grow. You on YT? It is our way of taking back YouTube lol!

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Hi sir Michael! Me and mine are chillin fine and hope you and yours are too! My hands are so clean i could perform surgery on even an alive patient successfully.....maybe;)

  • Nathan
    Nathan
    4 years ago
    Yes it is quite a different feeling. Even with Easter. Everyday the same here. Still at home trying not to be bored to death while trying to not die because of this virus. We had a few storms this month and I enjoy them, but it was nice to feel alive again and have that fear of being struck by lightning lol. I am one of those that just wants the asteroid to come already. But I want to see it coming lol. I also like science. Anyway how are you keeping?

  • michael_89
    michael_89
    4 years ago
    It`s been strange being on this site as the world grinds/ground to a halt! I`ve never known a time like the present, not in my lifetime anyway. Meta has kind of mirrored how quiet life and the world has become. It`s one of those experiences I won`t forget, as oceans of time go by, and the future becomes the past. It`s been different, I`ll say that.

  • mariapoppinas
    mariapoppinas
    4 years ago
    ey, michael, our neighbors gave birth yday to a baby boy they named Covid Bryant... we live in interesting times, they say....