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michael_89
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Someone asked me, "if I was stuck on a desert island, what book would I bring?" I said "How to build a boat"
I remember when I was popular, those were the days...........Actually that`s a lie, I was never popular :)
Whatever you do, always give 100% unless it`s donating blood.
'If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.' --Wil Rogers
Country: United Kingdom
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  • michael_89
    michael_89
    4 years ago
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  • Brody
    Brody
    4 years ago
    Michael. How are you? The blistering heat here is over and done with, for now. I guess there too? If I have to chose between sun and rain, I chose rain. I wanna ask two things Michael, well one question and one dilemma. Do you like Ricky Gervais? I always liked him, but after he hosted, again, the Emmy's,he is my hero. he spoke some truths, wow. And ...AND it has been 9 days since Genny, the Genster, , the Queen of the WWWaves has been here. Will it be 4 or 5 days, or next season when she'll click this pages (by accident, is my bet.)

  • BALOO
    BALOO
    4 years ago
    BOWIE was my BIG STAR ;) - he had character - and soul ;) - I can still remember that day, he is dead !! - i say - NO !! - was a BLACK DAY in my world ;)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    LordMICHAEL!! Yep i did......i think!?! I was downing brews along with at least two White Russians(vodka, vanilla flavored Kahlua, and cream, that tastes so good going down but too many and they come back up causing a stinky frown);! Sorry rains came and washed away the archery contest but looking on the bright side you get extra time to hone your arrowheads and skills;) Vanilla spuds?? i would eat um! I sup a spoonful of vanilla-flavored raw honey every een. Hope U2, and you too SIR enjoy the rest of your soggy Sunday:)

  • BALOO
    BALOO
    4 years ago
    BOWIE is THE BEST !! - i like all old freaks ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWsFFQP0gA ◄ - BALOO ;)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Once awhile back i was in a bar/restaurant high as a kite late at night and a friend offered me a bite of her escargot and i almost puked!!, but i kept kissing her anyway;) I love any/every thing with vanilla flavoring!! I doubt if you'll need much luck tomorrow, but GOOD luck anyway:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Sir Michael! Yummy they were and will be replenished soon! The french consume frogs? The most poisonous creature on earth is a colorful frog that resides in South America. As i might slight the many others i'll just say i LOVE all flavors of cheesecake though i seldom partake because of their richness;( What's yours? Are you planning on smiting bulls tomorrow?

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    LOL!! Smart dog:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Lord Michael! Sweating is good as it helps rid one's body of stowed impurities. Hat trick gets the match ball! I just got back from Walmart on a futile search for "The Mandalorian" that proved fruitless;( However, i did find some Stonefire garlic and cheese flavored Naan Crisps that were made Toronto and are delish!!! As they be from Canada i think of them as being half british;) Stay safe mate!

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Viscount MICHAEL! Some synonyms for hayseed: bumkin hick, rube, yokel, my definition, dumbass!! I B hot as every day is like the day before with temps in the mid nineties with high humidity so do digging done lately;( What's you been up 2? Enjoying the rare heat i bet, but stay co0ol anyway;) Christmas!!! I better go shopping tomorrow:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Sir MICHAEL!! The governor is a rich hayseed farmer who was elected by the multitudes of gullible peons here so he could jump on the train of corruption and need for greed of wealth and power that has become our government now because of a lack of term limits;( Last Friday a nineteen year old boy was shot and killed here in what the shooter said was a road rage incident!!;( Other than that everything is rosy here.....for now;) Stay safe and co0ol mate:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    4 years ago
    Sir Michael! You might stay safer by not learning to drive especially were you here in Tennessee where our new governor just made a law that everyone except convicted murderers can carry/have any type gun in their car so if you were to cut them off, or tailgate while driving they might get/have *road rage* and shoot you DEAD!! So instead, you should stay there where having firearms is frowned upon;) Enjoy your Sunday, mate:)