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  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    I used to drink a lot of whiskey and smoke weed, but now only beer goes in and out of me. I was once given a pill by a friend that had me hallucinating and spacing in and out of reality and when i awoke nine hours later i vowed to never partake in pills again! Okay, i be off to watch your vid;)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    Your central park seems to b a Utopia to me! Do you eat mudsuckers and if so do they have a clayish taste and undigested corn on their inwards? I'm not a racist in any way either.

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    Nope, no more gars or any other strange aquatic creatures! Most common caught fish here are large and small mouth bass, catfish, carp and bream. Two friends of mine and i caught 73 of them once using crickets for bait fishing in a canoe on a river. They were all hand size and very tasty:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    YIKES!! Your pirate story was kind of scary until the end when you survived unscathed! If he was so sensitive about his missing limb he should have worn some long trousers or overalls. Since he wasn't i'm thinking he might have been even higher than you;) You always had one big advantage over him--- you could and would outrun him. I think the moral of your story should be--just stick with the beer;) I LOVE Pink Floyd and Rush!!! Have a great tomorrow!

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    Good evening Rob. I'm glad you liked my stories:) I got just one more to share. This time i was about eight and my Dad took me fishing at a nearby freshwater lake and we were fishing from shore using rod & reels, floats and minnows for bait. After about two hours of catching nothing but sun rays i finally got a big strike, so big so it got to hard to turn the crank on the reel so my dad hollered to hold the rod and line real tight with both hands and run up the bank toward the car, so i did and maybe twenty feet later i hard the fish flapping around at the shores edge. It turned out to be long, lean, mean monster with a snout full of way two many teeth!! Dad said it was a gar as he got a pair of needle-nosed pliers out of the tackle box to safely remove the hook and keep his fingers intact. I wanted to have it mounted too like you, but dad said it was a trash fish and tossed it back in the lake;( That's a wired fish you were catching using canned corn!?!:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    The weather here is basically pattern-less, usually from the west, but also from the gulf, then from the north or east!?! Yep, the angelfish was silver with some black stripes looking just like a giant aquarium one. I caught those other kind of crabs ONCE which was more than enough!! I'm enjoying reading about your fishing exploits and am eager to hear more! LOL! not even hillbillies around here have their carp catch mounted;) You're a good writer and maybe you should write a novel! The clouds here have dissipated for now so i shall try to mow again before the temp tries to hit the century mark! Hope you're having a great very eearly morning:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    Three short stories about my fishing times: I once caught a 21/2 pound angel fish that i was told was the heaviest ever caught on that particular pier:) The second was when i was fishing on a boat dock and as i was reeling my line in for the final time i felt a hard tug at low and behold i had caught a three foot long skinny eel! I was only ten years old at the time so i put my rod over my shoulder and as i walked two blocks to the beach house where we were staying two cars filled with families stopped to ask about my catch. The first car's driver just smilled when i said i was too scared to touch it as it might be electric!! The second car sped off fast when i said it's shock might kill you;) When i got home my dad said it was harmless and unhooked it. The third story was when i was still ten my aunt took me crabbing. She had two fish heads, three buckets, some fishing line and weights plus a butterfly net. We used two buckets to sit on while we threw one end of line with the weighted fish head and wrapped the other end of the line around a stick and when we felt anything unusual we slowly reeled it torward the shore and then when it was real close we would use thee butterfly net to scoop up the crab and put it in the third bucket:) Bee careful Rob eating any seafood over there as i heard some might be poisonous to any west coast mammals!!

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    Hi Rob and i hope your Sunday was rockin like mine wasn't as my grass got to wet to mow;( I have about 1/3 acre which is fairly large in the city and i've never had a riding mower though the one i do have is self-propelled walk behind, but i sometimes push it anyway for exercise;) Nope, no fishing this trip, but i have enjoyed Deep sea, pier and surf fishing in earlier trips:) LOL at that funny cartoon:)

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    This weekend i'm dodging raindrops while trying to lower the heights o the greenery in my leas(mowing the grass). What are you doing?

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    Happy Sunday Rob. I do have a hunnybunny and family and we drove, not flew DAMN it, and shared a condo with friends who also drove when they and e finally got there;( We all mostly chilled and had some cool bres:) I did enjoy some body surfing when the waves got fierce enough!

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    LOL!! I'm not at all surprised at your swift return cause if not for Baloo and Riny, this site has mostly turned into a morgue with a medical examiner with nothing to do;) Stay cool, cool friend!

  • woojoke
    woojoke
    9 months ago
    Hi Rob, nice to hear from you. I went to Myrtle Beach for a week of fun in the sun where i played in the sand, strutted up and down the strand, and deepened my tan(YAY!, no longer a redneck i be) ;) How are you out there at the more desired coast? Yep, our world needs a transfusion;(