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Heavens_Hitman
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The ladies, Sci Fi, Hard rock, Survival Horror video games such as Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Alone in the Dark etc. Rachel Stevens, Comedians Jack Dee and Dylan Moran, Chicken Vindaloo, Ravioli, Japanese technology, Gothic architecture, Futurists and Free Thinkers.

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A good flame war, Silently farting in crowded elevators, Columbian coffee, Gourmet Hot Dogs (not that filth you get from street vendors in New York City), Sex in the shower, HBO tv shows, Giving you my opinion whether you want it or not, Push up bras and Vanilla Coke (cant get it in Ireland anymore :( what the fuck is up with that?)
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Comments (1111)
  • MetaJolt
    MetaJolt
    38 minutes ago
    Apologies, we're working on the system now, and some things aren't showing up as they should. I'll see to it that whatever is being worked on is set right straight away. Thank you for bringing this to my attention!

  • waywardsmile
    waywardsmile
    4 hours ago
    72 million views? It was a teacher/soccer mom vid I made a few years ago, but shhhhh…I can’t talk about it. Okay, that’s not true. If I had made one of those, it’d have WAY more than 72 million views….or not, BUT I did just go look, and I do have a vid that has 45,000! HOLY CRAP…I’m famous!! AND it’s just going to snowball, because I have no way of getting into the account to close it. :)

  • Dilhorne
    Dilhorne
    1 day ago
    As a matter of course I don't celebrate saint's days, never really thought much about it, like I'd never think about celebrating St. George's Day. So it wouldn't be a happy day even if I did. I'm trying to answer your question as best I can, just think wishing everyone happy saint's days because sorry I don't believe in saints so I can't see why they would be happy. I guess like "Happy Birthday" is really another way of congratulating someone on achieving their birthday whereas a saint's day whoever it is doesn't make me happy or sad really I suppose. What I would maybe celebrate would be The Space Empire Day on Planet Zog being an extra terrestrial. So Happy St. Patrick's Day to ya.

  • Kandace
    Kandace
    1 day ago
    Haha ! Well, because i recently discovered i am part Irish to my surprise (a whopping 10%) i have been chillaxin' here on a Sunday and in honor i put down 3 beers so far - but none of them green. I didn't think you would have much interest in my supposed UFO thing, being as i was not abducted, but thx for ur interest ! Two nights after i saw the craft originally, i was on the phone with someone else and all of a sudden feeling exceptionally drowsy for nor apparent reason. My cat was curled up next to me sleeping on the couch and i remember dropping the cell down. Next thing i knew i was wide awake but the window blinds i was looking at started melting like waves. I was PARALIZED ! I could not move and i began hearing horrible hissing and slamming sounds. I felt *a distinct presence* in the other room and also outside of the window above my couch. Then, i could see my body like i was above it, but try as i might, i simply could not move a muscle. It was one of the most horrible things i can remember. Finally ( i don't know how long) i was able to use the muscles in my neck to move, then the rest of my body. It was way different than a dream, cuz dreams fade, but this experience is as vivid now as when it happened ! Then i sat up and my cat was at the end of the couch with her back arched and her tail fur all standing on end, like she had seen a ghost. I looked this shit experience up on the internet, and they describe it as a "Night Terror" that cannot be explained.

  • NightFright
    NightFright
    1 day ago
    This is what Alex sent me same rules on every website . Users are welcome here, so long as they abide by our rules. If they cause problems here, they will be dealt with accordingly.

  • michael_89
    michael_89
    1 day ago
    Happy St.Patrick`s day Mark.

  • NightFright
    NightFright
    1 day ago
    Hey man I have a number one fan like you always watching lurking and waiting lol I told him he should go to uploadstars he'd fit right in lol. One thing about this place is that Alex won't tolerate with this nonsense he tried getting me banned once and more he went to other channels using his jedi mind trick Alex had enough . He want's this to be different than youtube and nothing like uploadstars don't get me wrong all are welcomed but they need to watch out on how they approach someone.

  • Kandace
    Kandace
    1 day ago
    Very nice video you made for the holiday ! Happy St. Patrick's Day, Erin Go Braugh. How was your weekend ? I have been catching up on some overdue projects, and it feels great to get stuff done ! (For the new Astrological year, the Ides of March, Chinese New Year, Passover, Easter, the Spring Equinox - all the same) Oh, you had asked about my UFO experience. T'was nothing spectacular as far as being personally abducted. In March of 2013 about this time of the month at the Spring Equinox, and i was sitting on my second floor balcony facing south and talking on my phone. At about 1 a.m. i noticed a stationary bright red light above the southern horizon. It would turn bright blue then disappear, then reappear in a different location in a split second red again. I told my phone friend about it and after abt a half hour i said to her, its obviously strange, maybe a UFO. I wish it would come closer to me. As soon as i said it, the thing disappeared the reappeared immediately, directly over me ! It was sensational: larger than a plane, and it had brilliant pulsating red lights intermittent with gold. It hoovered over me for maybe 10 min during which i was mesmerized and too stunned to take a photo. Then it disappeared, poof, like that ! Normally there are pedestrians and cars passing by, as i am in an urban area, but on this night there was no one ! It actually came again the next year in 2014 in June on the Summer Solstice but it stayed south. Never again did it reappear.

  • GasLightGhoul
    GasLightGhoul
    1 day ago
    Happy St Patricks day Mark.

  • hubertgunpowder
    Happy St. Patrick's Day, Mark. Image

  • Dilhorne
    Dilhorne
    2 days ago
    Mark, I don't think we're going to see eye to eye on this subject at all of Britain being in Ireland, Britain is not in Northern Ireland, that was the idea behind the Good Friday Agreement that the troops be withdrawn who shouldn't I agree have been there in the first place. Bullets and rifles don't solve anything and I think as you know by now action is finally being taken against the soldier/s who fired in the Bloody Sunday incident. I think i better leave it there because you see things from the Irish perspective and I from the British ---- so we'll just have to differ and keep the border open despite attempts albeit secretive by the EU to impose border posts. I remember in the 70's and 80's of last century you couldn't pass from Germany to Holland and vice versa without being checked. The agreement was to have an open border the part played by the EU was that both countries were members making it easier to happen. Whilst Northern Ireland votes itself to remain part of the UK I think that should remain as they vote. Didn't even know Ireland had an independence day so its unlike it I would be getting the two mixed up. St. George's Day is not celebrated here except for the raising of the St. George's Cross, a constituent part of the Union Jack. The other parts being the Scottish white diagonal cross with blue background,and the Irish red diagonal cross with white background. I am hoping for an extension to Brexit so that we can have representation in the European Union

  • Pisces
    Pisces
    2 days ago
    Thanks glad you like it! I like your keep rocking background! I was sent off to take a drug test yesterday for a job. Just waiting on the background check to come back or to hear back at all lol. Been there done that so many times. So much let down that a person can go into a dark low place so hopefully something comes through. Thanks man!